SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED.
Thank you to everyone who submitted, we've got a tough time ahead of us sorting out the wheat from the chaff and we'll try and get back to everyone asap.
However: I'm moving house this weekend and Bill's away so it's unlikely we'll get in touch with all y'all 'til sometime next week (because we'll probably both be offline) - just a heads up, a cruel twist of the tension knife BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Come along Bill, my diabolical cohort, let us away to cause more awkward mischief!
Wayne Goodchild and Bill Tucker xxx